Middle Age, in England. An archery contest – shooting the apple found on the princess head. The prize – kissing the princess.
First shooter just misses. The king asks:
- Who are you, gentleman?
- I’m Sir Kay of Essex.
The second shooter a little bit closer. The king:
- Who are you, gentleman?
- I’m Sir Lancelot.
The third shooter hits the apple right in the middle. The king:
- Who are you, brave knight?
-I’m Robin Hood.
The fourth knight shoots and hits the princess between her eyes. The king:
- Who …
- I’m … I’m … I’m sorry.